9.14.2007

Frederick Anholts (guitar/vox)

The mournful resonance of the acoustic guitar was captured eloquently by the middle-aged Frederick Anholts. He found himself among this group of young folk purely by the chance of a midlife crisis. He was a philosopher in the dark and glorious tradition of Nietzsche, and believed that if one died of purely natural causes aside from old age then they did so in the absolute pinnacle of possible personal happiness. This theory was introduced to him as a boy when his mother passed away of a brain anheurism with a smile on her face, and was cemented later when his sister died in childbirth clutching her heart in a peaceful slumber. When he turned 35, his health took a turn for the worse in the form of high blood pressure, and he subsequently quit his job, divorced his wife, and began wearing cowboy boots. He initially used his free time to search for more evidence to prove his hypothesis, but soon discovered what a task it was to seek out someone ready to die a natural death at a young age. It was during this time that he heard about the Pietrus Scrolls, and the Pietrus Blocks...

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